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	<title>Rodney Sandler&#039;s Telling It</title>
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		<title>Hawk Eats Squirrel. Every time.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 04:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Admittedly, I have long held a grudge against squirrels, but even I can say that this particular hawk really had no regard for subtly. Oh well. Hawk eats squirrel, every time a squirrel allows a hawk the upper-hand. &#160;   Oh<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rodneysandler.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7080538&amp;post=758&amp;subd=rodneysandler&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Portions of Ramblings: An Attempt at Writing Stand-Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 04:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Getting ugly is so inevitable that my stomach hurts thinking about it. I can use countless creams, eat as healthy as possible, exercise, get the right amount of rest, and still not prevent myself from falling apart in old age.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rodneysandler.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7080538&amp;post=755&amp;subd=rodneysandler&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Worst Things In Life Are Free Too</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 23:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As many like to say, the best things in life are free. But you know what, the worst things in life are free too. So what if love is free, and family? What about cancer, communicable diseases, and Jehovah&#8217;s bibles?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rodneysandler.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7080538&amp;post=748&amp;subd=rodneysandler&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stripclub Excursion On A Stolen Scooter</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 07:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this week in Huntington, West Virginia, a man and woman were charged with stealing a motorized shopping cart from the local Wal-Mart. They are reported to have taken the scooter to a nearby strip club. Billie Jo Stevenson, 36, and<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rodneysandler.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7080538&amp;post=741&amp;subd=rodneysandler&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Taxes and Law Enforcement, Two Things Besides Death You Can Be Certain Of</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 00:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Though I wish it were a possibility, society devoid of law enforcement is most likely not plausible. We are instinctually destructive and hurtful. If there were no &#8220;this-world&#8221; consequences&#8211;i.e. prison, fines, court&#8211;then perhaps an increasing amount of people would begin<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rodneysandler.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7080538&amp;post=688&amp;subd=rodneysandler&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Professors Sometimes Suck, Like This Guy From Cornell</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 21:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think it&#8217;s fair to assume that most of us encountered one or many professors in college that needed a good ass kicking. Regretfully, I had multiple instructors that were so damn pompous, I abstained from their classes. Scott Nathan<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rodneysandler.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7080538&amp;post=676&amp;subd=rodneysandler&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Would You Laugh At This Sketch?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 05:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Below I have shared a short sketch that I wrote titled &#8220;Kindergarten Chorus Follies.&#8221; Part of me once found it funny, now I am not sure, which is where  you come in. What do you think? Croviously I do not<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rodneysandler.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7080538&amp;post=660&amp;subd=rodneysandler&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Just A Short Rumination On Soup And Cereal</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 23:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is it that whenever people eat a bowl of milk and cereal or any kind of soup, they feel absolutely compelled to get every drop? There is a point at which your spoon can no longer successfully gather the<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rodneysandler.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7080538&amp;post=652&amp;subd=rodneysandler&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Big Trouble: Or How You Came To Use A Gas Station Bathroom</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 22:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The third worst thing about going poop at a gas station is when you have to ask for a key to the bathroom. This is awful for two reasons. First, if you are going at a gas station, chances are<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rodneysandler.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7080538&amp;post=648&amp;subd=rodneysandler&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Reel Radio, Episode 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 07:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Below is an episode of a radio-movie talk show I co-created/wrote with a couple of talented young ladies, Jonna Shallbetter and Y Mae Sussman. I felt like sharing them with those that are interested. Unfortunately it aired on a college<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rodneysandler.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7080538&amp;post=134&amp;subd=rodneysandler&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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