Hawk Eats Squirrel. Every time.
Admittedly, I have long held a grudge against squirrels, but even I can say that this particular hawk really had no regard for subtly. Oh well. Hawk eats squirrel, every time a squirrel allows a hawk the upper-hand. Oh
Hawk Eats Squirrel. Every time.
Admittedly, I have long held a grudge against squirrels, but even I can say that this particular hawk really had no regard for subtly. Oh well. Hawk eats squirrel, every time a squirrel allows a hawk the upper-hand. Oh
Portions of Ramblings: An Attempt at Writing Stand-Up
Getting ugly is so inevitable that my stomach hurts thinking about it. I can use countless creams, eat as healthy as possible, exercise, get the right amount of rest, and still not prevent myself from falling apart in old age.
Portions of Ramblings: An Attempt at Writing Stand-Up
Getting ugly is so inevitable that my stomach hurts thinking about it. I can use countless creams, eat as healthy as possible, exercise, get the right amount of rest, and still not prevent myself from falling apart in old age.
The Worst Things In Life Are Free Too
As many like to say, the best things in life are free. But you know what, the worst things in life are free too. So what if love is free, and family? What about cancer, communicable diseases, and Jehovah’s bibles?
The Worst Things In Life Are Free Too
As many like to say, the best things in life are free. But you know what, the worst things in life are free too. So what if love is free, and family? What about cancer, communicable diseases, and Jehovah’s bibles?
Stripclub Excursion On A Stolen Scooter
Earlier this week in Huntington, West Virginia, a man and woman were charged with stealing a motorized shopping cart from the local Wal-Mart. They are reported to have taken the scooter to a nearby strip club. Billie Jo Stevenson, 36, and
Stripclub Excursion On A Stolen Scooter
Earlier this week in Huntington, West Virginia, a man and woman were charged with stealing a motorized shopping cart from the local Wal-Mart. They are reported to have taken the scooter to a nearby strip club. Billie Jo Stevenson, 36, and
Taxes and Law Enforcement, Two Things Besides Death You Can Be Certain Of
Though I wish it were a possibility, society devoid of law enforcement is most likely not plausible. We are instinctually destructive and hurtful. If there were no “this-world” consequences–i.e. prison, fines, court–then perhaps an increasing amount of people would begin
Taxes and Law Enforcement, Two Things Besides Death You Can Be Certain Of
Though I wish it were a possibility, society devoid of law enforcement is most likely not plausible. We are instinctually destructive and hurtful. If there were no “this-world” consequences–i.e. prison, fines, court–then perhaps an increasing amount of people would begin
Professors Sometimes Suck, Like This Guy From Cornell
I think it’s fair to assume that most of us encountered one or many professors in college that needed a good ass kicking. Regretfully, I had multiple instructors that were so damn pompous, I abstained from their classes. Scott Nathan
Professors Sometimes Suck, Like This Guy From Cornell
I think it’s fair to assume that most of us encountered one or many professors in college that needed a good ass kicking. Regretfully, I had multiple instructors that were so damn pompous, I abstained from their classes. Scott Nathan
Would You Laugh At This Sketch?
Below I have shared a short sketch that I wrote titled “Kindergarten Chorus Follies.” Part of me once found it funny, now I am not sure, which is where you come in. What do you think? Croviously I do not
Would You Laugh At This Sketch?
Below I have shared a short sketch that I wrote titled “Kindergarten Chorus Follies.” Part of me once found it funny, now I am not sure, which is where you come in. What do you think? Croviously I do not
Just A Short Rumination On Soup And Cereal
Why is it that whenever people eat a bowl of milk and cereal or any kind of soup, they feel absolutely compelled to get every drop? There is a point at which your spoon can no longer successfully gather the
Just A Short Rumination On Soup And Cereal
Why is it that whenever people eat a bowl of milk and cereal or any kind of soup, they feel absolutely compelled to get every drop? There is a point at which your spoon can no longer successfully gather the
Big Trouble: Or How You Came To Use A Gas Station Bathroom
The third worst thing about going poop at a gas station is when you have to ask for a key to the bathroom. This is awful for two reasons. First, if you are going at a gas station, chances are
Big Trouble: Or How You Came To Use A Gas Station Bathroom
The third worst thing about going poop at a gas station is when you have to ask for a key to the bathroom. This is awful for two reasons. First, if you are going at a gas station, chances are
Reel Radio, Episode 1
Below is an episode of a radio-movie talk show I co-created/wrote with a couple of talented young ladies, Jonna Shallbetter and Y Mae Sussman. I felt like sharing them with those that are interested. Unfortunately it aired on a college
Reel Radio, Episode 1
Below is an episode of a radio-movie talk show I co-created/wrote with a couple of talented young ladies, Jonna Shallbetter and Y Mae Sussman. I felt like sharing them with those that are interested. Unfortunately it aired on a college
Classic Nickelodeon: “Rocko’s Modern Life”
Nickelodeon’s “Rocko’s Modern Life” is without a doubt one of the greatest cartoons of the ’90s. It made its television debuted on September 18th, 1993 and ended in 1996, running for a total of four seasons. Many of us watch
Classic Nickelodeon: “Rocko’s Modern Life”
Nickelodeon’s “Rocko’s Modern Life” is without a doubt one of the greatest cartoons of the ’90s. It made its television debuted on September 18th, 1993 and ended in 1996, running for a total of four seasons. Many of us watch
Larry Bird: Stoned Starting Lineup
While perusing old things in my closet, I came across this Starting Lineup of Larry Bird in his college years at Indiana State. Though it doesn’t fully come across in the picture, his eyes are bloodshot; like 99 red balloons
Larry Bird: Stoned Starting Lineup
While perusing old things in my closet, I came across this Starting Lineup of Larry Bird in his college years at Indiana State. Though it doesn’t fully come across in the picture, his eyes are bloodshot; like 99 red balloons
Quickest Way To Lose Millions: Buy The B.S.
Scams, frauds and ponzi schemes. Three of the most successful ways to make a living in America today. Okay, obviously I am being hyperbolic, though it seems every time I flip through a newspaper, magazine or scan the net, I
Quickest Way To Lose Millions: Buy The B.S.
Scams, frauds and ponzi schemes. Three of the most successful ways to make a living in America today. Okay, obviously I am being hyperbolic, though it seems every time I flip through a newspaper, magazine or scan the net, I
This Year’s Cabbage Patch Doll: My First Bacon™?
In December 1983, Cabbage Patch dolls were the most coveted and fought for toy in America. Parents were too willing to lay down their lives, if necessary, in order to ensure their being able to watch their delighted child unwrap
This Year’s Cabbage Patch Doll: My First Bacon™?
In December 1983, Cabbage Patch dolls were the most coveted and fought for toy in America. Parents were too willing to lay down their lives, if necessary, in order to ensure their being able to watch their delighted child unwrap
Baby Powder: We Know It’s Amazing, Yet It Remains Underused
Baby Powder. Ingredients: Talc & Fragrance. Awesome? Nope. It’s amazing. Am I overreacting? I don’t think so. When was the last time you treated yourself to a nice baby powder rub down? Yeah, I didn’t think it was recently. Why
Baby Powder: We Know It’s Amazing, Yet It Remains Underused
Baby Powder. Ingredients: Talc & Fragrance. Awesome? Nope. It’s amazing. Am I overreacting? I don’t think so. When was the last time you treated yourself to a nice baby powder rub down? Yeah, I didn’t think it was recently. Why
$20K For Chris Rock to Bitch At Your Ex
The annual “Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert for Autism Education” took place this year on Saturday, October 2 at the Beacon Theatre. It was hosted by Jon Stewart and the evening also featured Lewis Black, Steve Carell,
$20K For Chris Rock to Bitch At Your Ex
The annual “Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert for Autism Education” took place this year on Saturday, October 2 at the Beacon Theatre. It was hosted by Jon Stewart and the evening also featured Lewis Black, Steve Carell,
Sarah Palin & Other Political Women That Currently Scare Me
This is not a condemnation of women involved in politics. They are no less capable than men of successfully dealing with political matters, however I’m having a difficult time concealing my fears about certain female candidates potentially ascending to office.
Sarah Palin & Other Political Women That Currently Scare Me
This is not a condemnation of women involved in politics. They are no less capable than men of successfully dealing with political matters, however I’m having a difficult time concealing my fears about certain female candidates potentially ascending to office.
Adorable Baby Either Really Loves Jesus Or Loves To Jam
It may be a bit frightening how frequently babies have shown up on this site in the last few days. Point taken that it could be perceived as worrisome, but give me a break, I can’t help if these creatures
Adorable Baby Either Really Loves Jesus Or Loves To Jam
It may be a bit frightening how frequently babies have shown up on this site in the last few days. Point taken that it could be perceived as worrisome, but give me a break, I can’t help if these creatures
Stephanie Schwartz Look-Alike.
I present you with a picture of Stephanie Schwartz and a stuffed animal, one of the female chipmunks from “Alvin and the Chipmunks.” For years I have talked about the similarities between the two, though perhaps it was more spot
Stephanie Schwartz Look-Alike.
I present you with a picture of Stephanie Schwartz and a stuffed animal, one of the female chipmunks from “Alvin and the Chipmunks.” For years I have talked about the similarities between the two, though perhaps it was more spot
A Tribute to Babies in Halloween Costumes
Though I have often criticized babies, both harshly and inconsiderately, come Halloween, babies are too adorable to completely ignore. I felt like sharing some of the greatest baby-in-costume photos I came across while exploring the internet (read: wasting time and
A Tribute to Babies in Halloween Costumes
Though I have often criticized babies, both harshly and inconsiderately, come Halloween, babies are too adorable to completely ignore. I felt like sharing some of the greatest baby-in-costume photos I came across while exploring the internet (read: wasting time and
